Da reason it is entitled dis wos cos Webster has been working on sets of designs for me for me Business. Now many might fink. "Oh noes Audley wtf r u do?" cos dey is kinda dumbs an' dont's learn writin' in English Proper likes me, who don't be like dat. One days I'm even learns ta read, so I can check sure me words are as good as I fink dey is.
Anyways. Back to da business about dat Business business. Some would says dat da in dese day of economics armageddons, one should be stashin' it in da piggy bank nots splashin' it out. An ye knows, dey is probably rights, but ye knows da old fairy tale wif da guy dat sands on some hills, makes a zombie, orders caterin' at a beach party an a weddin' an then talks so much about mustard seeds dat he gets arrested an only escapes by pretendin' to die' durin' torture? well dat guys saids "Da weak won'ts inheret da Earf you knows!" His aggressive, survival of da fittest get up an go attitude is EXACTLY wot da world needs right now, not like da namby pamby rubbish B.L.Z. reads about dat mad Cheesy cult an' his borin' goody-two shoes life.
Ye knows dat story rights? Bout's da Cheesy Crips guy wif da beard dat preaches on a mount, raises a guys from da dead, feeds five fousand people an' changes water inta wine wif magic gets doofed up by da cops as an evil wizard, den his former minons sell 'im out an den gets naileds up on a crossyfix dies an becomes an even more borin' ghost. Anyway dat guy he din't wants to go out dere an start his own business, he just wanted to hump about bein' cynical an' self righteous all da time like a lazy teenager.Well look were it gots him folks.
Anyways, Out of da blue one days I decideds dat Lady W should start shoutin at Webster demandin' a T-shirt wif me on it.So den I started to gets finkin' an' says to Webster. "T-Shirt Designs!!!!"
He saids. "Look I's two weeks away from finishin' dis parts of canto fours can'ts you leave me alone until I'm finished?"
"T-Shirt designs!" I demanded.
He sighed and got back to da drawin' board. So todays we has an exclusive sneak peaks into me forfcomin' collection.
Our first is for a white t shirt...

an da next one is da label for da back of da same T-Shirt.

So den I gots on to da web an realised dats peoples can gets images printeds onta t-shirts. I thoughts to myself. Hey I has an idea, why don'ts I makes webster do customised fronts and logos for anyones who wants one for a small fee. I could den send dem da high rez images of dere own custom me based T-shirt and dey coulds get it printed up demselves at dere convenience an own choice of quality. I'll also have standard catalogue too which if ye wants ta choose from dat . An so, whens me an' da Websters comes back from da edge of da world, dat's precisely wot I's gonna vestigate. Five souls in my pocket is better dan give dollars in yours.
Oh yeah. A reminders. We is comin' up to da end of da first part of Canto Four. "Black noise" Part Two. "Abyss Road" will be startin' later on in da year. Comin' up dis summer dough we has the new Hypocrypha story "Undeadageddon" a few more Cakin's and a secret special project I still is not allowed to knows anyfin' abouts cos Webster says I'll blab it too soon an' kill it's potential deads.
I's off to watch the 5th season finale' of Monkey Bay.
CHOW!.
Lady Fantastix
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