Accordin' to crazy potato flingin' monkey ArchBish James Ussher, da Earf was created on 23rd October 4004 b.c.(Before Cheesy). So congratulations, I hopes ye has a good birfday party and remember ta saves me some cakes. I should also point out dat it's da horsey Mr Editor's birfday too, but fug him, he's a horse an' dey don'ts has good birfday parties. Last Birfday party I wents to for a horse mades Ramadan look like a games of  nude Twister on crack . Room full of austere dobbins mopin' around wif long faces! Avoids!

Anways dere is anudder page up as ye has no doubts noticed.

CHOW for now!