So, Da webster finally goes an' gets himselfs a new computy an' gives his other one to Lady W, but the doofus forgots to buy a wire so he could attach ups to da net. Den he forgets dis an starts tartin' up his spare room into his little study an so, nuffin' got updateds until todays cos he's an arse. Tomorrow will be a double feature, just so we can catch up.

Chow!