Hullo folks. Anudder week of Temple of Doof begins. Dis is da penultimate week of dis story line an den da festerin' seasons is upons us. As ye cans imagine Da Webster expects some time off to to scoff and booze an' monkey bondin' an stuff, but I saids NO WAYS! So he's gots his works cuts out for him dis week in order to gets a couple of days off hahahahahaha. He has ta finish dis storyline AND puts Xmas Cakin' as well as doin' his interlude before 2008 ends and Canto 4 begins. Will he do it? Da smart money says no, but den I has never claimed ta be smart an' he can be a bloody minded an tenacious individual who gets pleasure outta provin' people wrongs. Anyway enjoys dis weeks, I mights drop in anudder note or two before me big end of year review buts since I's got a busy schedule ahead stealin' presents from people on da days leadin' upto Xmas I mights not. I is tryin' to beat last years record of gettin' 20 letters in newspapers written 'bouts me bein' a heartless fug who ruined Xmas for some junior monkeys. Everyone of dem makes me laff, so dis year (ta save me from teeeeaaaars) I's gonna rob from da speshuls.!!!

Hehehehehehehehe.

Chowser!!!